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Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. Jerry: Six years I’ve had this t-shirt. It’s my best one. I call him Golden Boy. Jerry: You’re not very bright, are you? George: No I’m not. I would like to be, but I’m not? Kramer: Yamahama, it’s fright night! George: My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It’s one of the few things I do well! Elaine: Hey Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I’d say when the nipple makes its first appearance.